“My older brother always gives me weird gifts for Christmas. For some reason, he gave me men’s pajama pants last year. I kept hoping he was going to find me a man to fill them, but he hasn’t yet. You can use them.”
She tossed him a pair of Sponge Bob pants. They landed on his head, one leg slid down so his face was framed by a horizontal V.
“Cute,” he smirked. “Sponge Bob, my favorite cartoon character. Swell.”
“Oh, sarcasm. Original. I like it.”
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